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A team who bought its uniforms from the Teen Wolf prop room just defeated a
seed. - posted on 17/03/2018 03:35:33
Perri is a much better host than me...but my calendar ideas put hers to shame.
- posted on 17/03/2018 00:38:57
Shit just got REAL
- posted on 15/03/2018 23:46:51
Imagine being this douche's parents.
- posted on 15/03/2018 21:11:41
Great panel on
, now time for hoopage - posted on 15/03/2018 18:55:03
Trading in my Ford Fusion & Green Day’s Good Riddance just came on at the dealership & now the guy is getting me a box of tissues. - posted on 14/03/2018 23:24:57
I'm BACK baby! Movie Talk starts soon w/ Deadpool 2, Rampage bad-assery and a brand-new interview with the most vi…
- posted on 13/03/2018 15:59:09
Scorching hot take: Dasani > Evian - posted on 12/03/2018 18:12:51
In no world does Oklahoma actually deserve to be in March Madness. And I will be absolutely glued to the tv when they’re playing. - posted on 12/03/2018 16:05:52
Imagine every waking moment of your life being documented by a Bubba Army colonel.
- posted on 11/03/2018 20:43:07
Here comes the Sunday Tiger we know. Please. I need this.
- posted on 11/03/2018 20:38:57
I love a good beheading
- posted on 11/03/2018 05:38:30
After a few years people might get sick of me only talking Van Halen - posted on 10/03/2018 17:44:23
Y’all ROCK! Great team & hosting the panel was a fast & furious, pumpkin-spicin’ baby-eatin’ fish-lovin’ good time!
- posted on 10/03/2018 14:25:36
Best compliment I’ve ever received
- posted on 10/03/2018 04:07:24
Justice League is a revolutionary step forward in laser hair removal
- posted on 09/03/2018 19:53:56
I really don’t feel any stress at all when this kid’s checking me out
- posted on 09/03/2018 15:26:50
- posted on 09/03/2018 04:05:56
FACT: Back 2 the Future plays well at bars. If this is weird, I don’t wanna be normal.
- posted on 09/03/2018 02:53:26
Just arrived in Austin, TX...hosting the
panel tomorrow. Y'all come through with your boots, spurs…
- posted on 08/03/2018 20:37:24
AUSTIN! I’ve landed on you! Come to the
Your Opinion Sucks panel TOMORROW at
at 2pm to deba…
- posted on 08/03/2018 20:03:10
I still never plan on having children. However, I’m now accepting applications for whoever wants to check me into a retirement home. - posted on 08/03/2018 05:17:35
Can this retroactively apply to my GPA? That could get me to a solid 1.8
- posted on 08/03/2018 04:21:47
This feels like a trick...
- posted on 08/03/2018 04:17:45
Get that fork outta there...we don't need no fancy utensil or book learnin' nonsense
- posted on 08/03/2018 04:16:52
I'm just that irresistible combo of eyebrow & carrot - posted on 08/03/2018 04:15:38
Y’all go watch this now...it’s short, it’s well-done and please don’t hold the filmmaker’s inexplicable love for Ha…
- posted on 08/03/2018 03:03:32
we talked about de-aging Irish people, Snoke's varsity jacket & I got to use my all-time fa…
- posted on 07/03/2018 21:58:33
Seeing A Wrinkle in Time...Not concerned with finding Chris Pine. I’m focused on bringing Bing Bong back. - posted on 07/03/2018 03:02:29
Seeing A Wrinkle In Time tonight in Hollywood...if
show up with treats, I prefer my popcorn unbuttered - posted on 06/03/2018 22:59:37